Can I have running tips anyone?

It seems like I've been working my off, but I still hurt the first two seconds into a run. I suck! I have no talent but I try soooooooo hard! Then there's the girls who decide "HEY, I think I'm going to try running today!" and then wow they find out their beastly @ it! How does this happen? I WANT TO BE THE BEST, LIKE THE ABSOULUTE BEST! But will I ever get there?! This is insane how much people just come and are better than me! Runners help me out! Just flat out tell me if this is practical, how to achieve it, and any other long distance running tricks you have. Like how the hell am I even suppodsed to feel on a fun? RUNNNNERSSSS LET ME HAVE ITT!